Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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