Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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