Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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