Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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