After last night, I could never be a politician.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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