Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
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She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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