Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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