His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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