did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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