But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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