Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
