david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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