White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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