So drunk, too bad you don't want this
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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