well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
this hospital has no fireball
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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