I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
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Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
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I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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