Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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