North Korea, Best Korea!
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
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Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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