If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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