Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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