sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
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Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
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I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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