yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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