They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
How does one acquire holy water?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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