i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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