We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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