I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
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Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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