I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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