YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
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You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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