You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
How naked do you want me to be?
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