O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
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watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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