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what?
penguin condom
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
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No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
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Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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