she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Can I color on your dick again?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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