Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
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I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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