i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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