make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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