beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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