He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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