So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
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Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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