White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
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Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
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If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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