The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Naked Twister starts at high noon
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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