if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
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If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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