well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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