How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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