Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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