I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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