Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
How's work?
Spinning.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize