A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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