Well douche your snatch and let's go!
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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