Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
he's gonorrhea incarnate
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
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Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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