You're completely useless in the revolution.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
