ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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