Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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