I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
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Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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