smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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