I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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